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I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison

November 11, 2008

Someone in work asked me to make black cupcakes “to see what they look like”

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I imagine it’s what Satan eats at high tea because they resembled little cups of death.

I put in roughly a tablespoon of black food dye (that’s quite a lot)… it did something bad because the green dye in the patty pans came off onto the sponge so it looked like they’d been dipped in pond scum.

Not only did they look off the scale shit, 5/6 people that ate them felt sick afterwards and one guy actually ran to the toilet and vomited about 15 minutes after consumption.

~great cook~

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