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Stay Puft

April 21, 2009

Last night I had a dream I was in Melbourne and we were being invaded.  BY THE STAY PUFT MAN! It was actually a little terrifying, he crushed a lot of my friends, with his feet, and we had to sprint from Bourke st mall to the victoria markets to escape his marshmallowy death clutches.  We watched him tear up some buildings before we “realised” that by melting chocolate and moulding chocolates out of it, he could be destroyed.  We also made some dark chocolate molotov cocktails (!) to throw which also did the trick.  He ended up a gooey mess that melted around the city stretching from Lygon street to the Jam Factory.  It was a feeding frenzy and like that bit in Honey, I shrunk the kids where they find that Oreo in the garden and it’s the size of a house.  Fuck being vegan in your dreams.

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