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Overhearing conversations

August 14, 2009

Today I was waiting in a queue and in front of me I saw a girl starting to sook at her boyfriend who had awkwardly checked me out  when I joined the queue. To alleviate her self-doubt, he loudly whispered “don’t worry babe, you’re much prettier than she is” as he leaned in to grab her ass.  I stared at him; she looked at me and in my head I played out a scenerio where the bag of lemons in my hand were utilised as weapons.

A) girls that huff over their boyfriends checking out other chicks need to relax B) at least wait until i’m out of earshot before you lie to your girlfriend.

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  1. thisbrainstorm permalink
    August 14, 2009 8:59 pm

    and then you woke up?

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