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All suffering soon to end…

September 24, 2009

All I ever seem to do these days is answer the door in my dressing gown.  Today it was Jehovah Witnesses.  I told them we weren’t religious but they gave me this anyway


It’s a mini scripture that basically states that God is going to intervene at some point in the near future by destroying the unsatisfactory system of things.  Apparently god is “tolerating” all the wickedness and evil that’s happening in the world (nice to know that the person that CAN do something about the rain of shit falling down on people is just sitting back and watching it).  “Heaven is going to crush the world as we know it and only the meek and the blameless shall be left”.  I wish i believed this; i can’t imagine how serene and comforting it must be to know this is what will happen and that soon enough we’ll all be living in some heavenly Elysium devoid of all evil and wrong doing.  I, for one, know that i want to be lounging around my alpine lodge surrounded by wild elk, smiling so much it hurts, amongst pumpkins and apples wearing clothes that match the meadow i’m sitting in.  Please let it be true.

One Comment leave one →
  1. Scott permalink
    September 27, 2009 11:20 am

    That moose is gonna be upset when he hears you called him an elk…

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