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Alton Towers

October 8, 2009

Is so much fun.  The best ride is obviously Nemesis but all the others were ace especially Oblivion which is just….shittifying.  It’s a vertical drop into a steaming black hole and when you are on the edge you feel like you are about to die.  My mum called me a bitch for pretending like i didn’t care while we were queuing, then once we were strapped in i started losing it telling her she was going to die.  I’m nice.

“How could you do this to your mother!?”





Here i am doing my best asian impression.  I can’t tell you what that face is but it was so retarded incredible i had to buy the photo.  This ride was wizard.




Ducks everywhere.  Giving their paws like dogs for donuts.


Car schmatography

This book has a lot of talk about putting things up bums, mostly money.



Then at the end of it all, Rachel finally found her Magnum.  It was so fancy it came in a box:


The end.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. leavemehere permalink
    October 11, 2009 8:42 am

    It always just looks cold and so much green grass. Do I really want to visit?

  2. October 11, 2009 9:34 am

    Ha don’t be a wuss, you just climbed Everest….pretty sure you can handle some British weather.

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