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Move away madam..

January 21, 2011

Nothing has made me squirm quite as much as when I was sitting on a train yesterday and a woman started moisturising her hands next to me.  It was a combination of a few things actually, the sound of it, the fact we were on public transport and she had probably not washed her hands in a while so was likely smearing germs and grime all over her them and in this case….putting on gloves before the moisturiser even had time to soak in. Bleeeeuuuuurrrggghhhhh. I almost couldn’t contain myself, but I also couldn’t tear my eyes away.  I must have been looking at her with a face like she was massaging dog shit all over her.  Anyway,  I know i’ve applied hand cream in public but I promise never to do it again now I know how grotesque it looks and sounds.

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  1. January 21, 2011 9:11 pm

    I would imagine that it sounded a lot like stirring macaroni; which is oft’ compared to more intimate sounds. So you essentially heard this woman having germy public sex. The look was probably 100% warranted.

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