In my 3rd decade of life

But I still somehow have people in it with a mental age somewhere in the first.  I could bitch about it but truthfully i’d be wasting my breath because i’m indifferent to everyone who I don’t consider either a) a love of my life b) best friends and family.  So to anyone out there who is thinking about how best they can direct their bitterness to cause maximum “upset” towards someone then I would say don’t bother, nobody cares about you and your actions as much as you think they do and your uncaring recipient will probably just laugh at you, with pity.  I’ll carry on being embarrassed for you and you can channel your inner gay and beat off to this naked picture of Chris Brown and his ginormo donkey peen, because I know you’re lurking..

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